An embarrassing moment? Give me an pen and a sheet and will do my autobiography of this

I am 19 years old, but i had more moment embarrasing than ... i dont know, countries in the world? so i give you a my two favorites moments, so sit down and bring popcorn.
1- I lived in the field... maybe some of you know this if you not i tell you... why is so important this? because when i had 5 years old i studied in San Carlos in a school of language, so i traveled 1 hour to go to my school with my brother and my mom, so i (in this time and until now fan of 31 minutes) always sing the songs in the bus aloud!!, never my mom telled me something or my brother, who not sang with me because aren´t fan of 31 minutos not sing whith..was my and my inocence mind, singing the best songs.. until one day my grandpa gift me a cassete, so record my voice singing and surprise... i sang horrible, so until this day i never song in the bus or in other public place again.
2- I was in the 3 or 4 basic grade, in an act i my school, so the people ahead are spoken of the anthem of Chile, in specific of Ramon Carnicer, who participe in the elaboration of this (letter or music i dont remember very well), whatever i couldnt listen well, so i listened Ramon Carnicero (intead of Ramon Carnicer) and i believed that was a famous butcher of our country and he help to create the anthem...
So when the people questions if we had dudes i raise my hand i question... Why a butcher like Ramon Carnicero help to create the anthem? ... all the school laughed of my and my stupid question for weeks.